Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S4E8

Eve: Villanelle! Hey! Were you watching that?

Villanelle: What? Do you want me to say thank you?

Eve: Jesus! I know where they are. Well, where they will be. We don't have much time. Konstantin said that you'd know how to decode this, It's Helene's.

Villanelle: You steal phones from corpses now?

Eve: They don't know she's dead yet. They're having a meeting and this is our chance.

Villanelle: And this is why you're here?

Eve: You know why I'm here. You want this as much as I do.

Villanelle: What did you do to her?

Eve: Why, are you looking for inspiration?

Gunn: Villanelle!

Villanelle: Amateur!

Eve: Oh, are you kidding me?

Gunn: Villanelle!

Eve: Jesus!

Gunn: Villanelle!

Eve: Oh, God! She's coming. Jesus! Oh come on, come on. Jesus!

Gunn: I will kill you bitches! Villanelle! Villanelle!

Eve: No signal. Well, maybe we can tether it? Is your phone working? Are you gonna help? You just don't get it, do you? You don't want to say it, fine. I don't care. But I can. I need you, Villanelle. I came all this way to be with you and in the middle of... Uh... Like nowhere. You're angry? I'm angry. You're hurt, I'm hurt. That is life and we are running out of time. So you need to stop pouting and being like a suck face and get on with it!

Villanelle:

Eve: No, stop! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Stop it. Stop... stop it! Are you kidding me?

Maggie: Hey! Are you two okay?

Eve: All good thanks.

Maggie: So, how did you guys meet?

Eve: Oh, she stalked me, drove my husband away, left me with nothing.

Villanelle: She stalked me. She put me in prison, she tongued my boss.

Eve: Oh, no!

Donnie: I'm so gullible.

Villanelle: I think I might kill them.

Eve: I think I'm gonna help you.

Maggie: Do you guys want me to read your tarot?

Donnie: You totally should. It's like she can see into your soul.

Villanelle: Okay.

Maggie: Perfect. So I'll do a simple three card reading. The first card represents the past, the second the present and third the future.

Villanelle: I'm complicated.

Maggie: Okay. The Tower. That speaks of chaos and destruction in your past. Can you think of why that might be? Let's have a look at your present. Mmm. The Lovers. Normally, it would denote unity, but the card is upside down so it speaks of the opposite. Is there any unresolved conflict in your partnership?

Villanelle: Do my future.

Maggie: The Sun.

Villanelle: The Sun?

Maggie: That's one of the best cards you can get. The Sun is magnificent and holy. Whatever path you walk down, you'll be blessed with a celestial light. The Sun is life.

Eve: Okay, you know what, do my future.

Villanelle: Don't shove the Sun, Eve.

Eve: Let's go.

Maggie: I can do you a three card reading too...

Eve: I don't want that. I just want the future. The last one.

Maggie: Okay.

Villanelle: They're just cards, Eve. There's no such thing as fate.

Eve: Really? What's this then?

Villanelle: You're a lot today.

Eve: I'm a lot every day.

Villanelle: One of her organs is inside of him and they still can't piss in front of each other. I wouldn't take it too seriously.

Eve: What are you doing?

Villanelle: Shall we steal their stupid camper van?

Eve: Yes.

Eve: Oh, okay, so the nearest truck stop isn't that far. Maybe they'll have a phone charger. I can't believe Helene's phone dies now. What do they even have at truck stops?

Villanelle: Trucks.

Eve: Oh!

Villanelle: Oh! Feed me one will you, honey?

Eve: Sure thing, bubba.

Villanelle: Ugh.

Eve: Oh, did you get the coffee one?

Villanelle: Yeah.

Eve: Mmm. Karma!

Villanelle: Ugh.

Eve: Oh, my God, they do curly fries.

Eve: Curly fries?

Villanelle: What?

Villanelle: (To The Man) Can I use this?

Villanelle: (To Eve) Yes. Yes!

Villanelle: You're a psychopath.

Eve: I like mustard.

Villanelle: It's messed up.

Eve: I'm the psychopath? Please...

Villanelle: What?

Eve: Go for it.

Villanelle: Okay. We have the address.

Eve: The Barn Swallow? Are you sure this is the right location?

Villanelle: It's what the postcard said.

Eve: That's the pub by MI6, the cheeky tossers. One time, me and Bill were in there, and saw a man vomit into his pint glass and then drink it.

Villanelle: Bill.

Eve: You murdered him, on a dance floor in Berlin.

Villanelle: Of course. I remember Bill.

Eve: So do I.

Villanelle: Carolyn! How are you?

Carolyn: I miss Havana.

Villanelle: Me too.

Carolyn: The music, the dancing. The inebriated nudity.

Eve: Could you two give us a moment?

Villanelle: Mmm.

Pam: I'm sorry about Konstantin.

Villanelle: He's dead? Goodbye you old bastard.

Villanelle: What's happening?

Eve: This can't be right. I mean, it looks like a wedding.

Villanelle: Let me see. Smart. They're here.

Eve: We've got to get on before it leaves.

Eve: How do we know who the The Twelve is?

Villanelle: We may just have to kill them all.

Man: The boat's about to leave.

Woman: That's everyone, she's not here yet. Wait! Are you Natsuko?

Eve: Yes!

Man: Natsuko, thank God./p>

Eve: Yes. Oh...

Man: We've been calling you for ages.

Eve: Oh.

Man: I thought I was going to have to officiate my own wedding for a moment there.

Woman: We're starting now. Come on. Great.

Eve: Oh!

Villanelle: Distract them.

Villanelle: Hello, losers.

Villanelle: I did it, Eve.

Eve: Don't you mean, "We did it"?

Villanelle: Yeah, but mostly me.

(Villanelle got shot.)

Villanelle: Jump, Eve!

Eve: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

(They jump into the water. Villanelle dies.)

Carolyn: Jolly good.

(Eve screams.)