Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S3E6

Helene: Welcome. Let's sit over there, shall we? It's more comfortable. I've wanted to meet you for a long time. I've been watching you.

Villanelle: Uh, watching in a kinky way?

Helene: You're remarkable.

Villanelle: Are you trying to seduce me? What is your name?

Helene: Helene.

Villanelle: Helene. Is that your real name?

Helene: Do you know why I wanted to meet you in person?

Villanelle: To watch me some more?

Helene: I wanted to tell you face to face that your request has been successful. It's official. To Villanelle, the Keeper. Your first assignment in your new role is very exciting. A big job that will cause a great stir. A politician in Romania.

Villanelle: I was told I would be giving orders.

Helene: By who?

Villanelle: This is the same stuff I was doing before. This is bullshit.

Helene: You bargained for what you wanted, and we're giving it to you. You'll get all the material perks you were expecting. What more do you want? Enjoy Romania.

Konstantin: Come on Irina! Come on Irina!

Villanelle: Irina!

Konstantin: What are you doing?

Villanelle: I love hockey! Irina's good.

Konstantin: That was the other team.

Villanelle: It is?

Konstantin: Yes.

Villanelle: Oh. Go, other team!

Konstantin: Villanelle!

Villanelle: Do they sell hot dogs here? You can't watch sports without a hot dog.

Konstantin: Villanelle! What is going on?

Villanelle: I'm coming with you. Your plan to get out? I'm in.

Konstantin: You're in?

Villanelle: It's exciting, huh?

Konstantin: How was your trip?

Villanelle: Uh, turns out I'm excellent at dung-throwing.

Konstantin: And your mother? No, Villanelle.

Villanelle: She deserved it.

Konstantin: Of course, she deserved it. Everyone's mother deserves it. But you're not supposed to do it. You are supposed to grow up and realize she isn't actually evil.

Villanelle: I don't want to talk about it.

Konstantin: She's just insane.

Villanelle: I don't want to talk about it!

Villanelle: Where are we going? It better be some place hot.

Konstantin: No, it's too late.

Villanelle: You haven't even left.

Konstantin: It's too dangerous for us all to go together.

Villanelle: Konstantin, please.

Konstantin: I send for you.

Villanelle: Uh, no. No.

Konstantin: We can't go together. They will be on to us before we get there.

Villanelle: Get where?

Konstantin: You will know when I send for you.

Villanelle: Hmm, we'll go. Then, you can send for Irina.

Konstantin: I can't do that. Once we're safe, you'll come. I promise.

Villanelle: I don't believe you.

Konstantin: But that's the only way we'll make it. You haven't told anyone about this, have you?

Villanelle: Of course not.

Konstantin: Don't let them see you even think about getting out. Do you hear me? They'd kill you the second they realize...

Irina: You missed it!

Konstantin: Oh, Irina.

Irina: Because of her. I just scored in the final minute, and you missed it.

Konstantin: That was good.

Villanelle: He's a really shit father. You should run away.

Irina: What is she doing here?

Villanelle: Uh, I'm planning our travel arrangements.

Irina: Please tell me you're joking.

Konstantin: She is joking.

Irina: I'm not going if she's with us.

Villanelle: Great! Problem solved. When do we leave?

Konstantin: Irina, you go and get changed. We'll talk about this later. Go.

Konstantin: I don't think you really want this.

Villanelle: I want it!

Konstantin: You know what it means? It means you have to leave everything, the clothes, apartment... and her.

Villanelle: I know.

Konstantin: Don't let them see something's up. Promise me. The plan only works if nobody knows there is one.

Villanelle: I'll act totally normal.

Konstantin: Then they'd definitely know something's up.

Villanelle: Was that your boyfriend?

Irina: My mum's boyfriend.

Villanelle: Is he a pervert?

Irina: No. He's just... really, really... nice.

Villanelle: You want to bunk off?

Irina: Do you think I'm dumb? I'm not going anywhere with you.

Villanelle: Come on! It'll be fun. We can do anything you want. Anything.

Villanelle: You'll need me to help you translate. I remember your languages were... (BLOWING RASPBERRY)

Irina: Piss off! I'm fluent in Spanish.

Villanelle: Ooh, Spanish.

Irina: I know what you're trying to do. You're not coming with us.

Villanelle: I bet you get homesick in a week.

Irina: No, I won't.

Villanelle: The heat will be awful. You'll have to wax all the time.

Irina: You're so old. People don't just wax any more. I don't want to look like a 12-year-old girl.

Villanelle: You are a 12-year-old girl.

Irina: I'm 14!

Villanelle: Where is your Dad?

Irina: London.

Villanelle: So, you're stuck with your mum?

Irina: Don't remind me.

Villanelle: Mums are the worst, right?

Irina: You know how annoying it is when you have to be around two people in love?

Villanelle: Ugh.

Irina: Well, imagine one of those people is your mum. It's disgusting. He's disgusting.

Villanelle: If it's that bad, kill him.

Irina: You're a real role model, you know that?

Villanelle: Oh, my God! You're really bad. The humidity in South America will not be kind to that hair.

Irina: Cuba's in North America, you idiot!

Villanelle: Cuba! Cuba! (LAUGHS LOUDLY)

Irina: You are totally delusional.

Man: Do something about this. It's pissing down out there. Where's the other girl?

Villanelle: She's off sick today. Don't worry. I'm going to make you look amazing.

Dasha: What the hell have you done?

Villanelle: I'm done with this shit. I'm done with it. I'm leaving.

Dasha: What do you mean you're leaving?

Villanelle: Oh, I've got to get out of here.

Dasha: How was your meeting with Helene?

Villanelle: That's not her real name. Look at you. I'm a Keeper now. You get to go home.

Dasha: You think I get to go home after this disaster? Here, give it to me, give it to me. You can... You can pinch it with this, go on. Yeah, grab it. Pinch it. Good. Come on. So, what happened?

Villanelle: I don't want to do this anymore.

Dasha: Come on. Just clean yourself up, and I'll order pizza. Hmm? Okay.