Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S3E5

Bor'ka: Who are you?

Villanelle: Who are you? Do you speak English?

Bor'ka: Elton John is English.

Villanelle: Yeah. He is. Do you live here? This is a nice home.

Bor'ka: Are you from Pinner?

Villanelle: No.

Bor'ka: Watford?

Villanelle: No!

Bor'ka: Yula?

Yula: Shh.

Villanelle: Who's that?

Bor'ka: Fedya's girlfriend.

Villanelle: Who's Fedya?

Bor'ka: My brother. Half-brother.

Fedya: Who are you?

Villanelle: Who are you?

Bor'ka: She speaks English.

Villanelle: Yeah.

Fedya: Did they Air Bnb my room again? Bastards! I can't believe you're really throwing me out of the house. Are you English?

Villanelle: Who are you?

Man: Who are you?

Bor'ka: Dad, you have to speak English.

Fedya: Why you come all way from England to Grizmet?

Man: You have wrong house.

Villanelle: Does Pyotr live here?

Yula: Who...?

Villanelle: Who the hell are you?

Yula: Fedya... is this one of your sluts?

Fedya: I've never seen her before.

Villanelle: You two are great together.

Man: Tell the police to come here.

Villanelle: That won't be necessary.

Man: It necessary if you don't want to say who you are.

Villanelle: Ask Pyotr.

Pyotr: What about me?

Fedya: What have you done now, you dick?

Man: Pyotr, who is this?

Pyotr: Oksana?

Man: So, you know who she is?

Pyotr: This is my sister.

Fedya: Bullshit! You sister is dead.

Pyotr: I know.

Villanelle: You look just like Grandma.

Villanelle: What do you think Elton would eat when he's in Berlin?

Bor'ka: Uh...

Villanelle: Currywurst, with paprika.

Bor'ka: Istanbul?

Villanelle: Uh, kebab. Go to Lezzet's. Ask for Ayaz.

Bor'ka: Vienna.

Villanelle: Great ice-cream in Vienna.

Pyotr: It is Oksana.

Fedya: Your dead sister?!

Pyotr: My dead sister who is alive!

Man: Why has she come here?

Pyotr: Because she is my blood sister!

Fedya: I bet she wants money!

Yula: Why the hell did she show up, even if it her?

Bor'ka: Athens?

Villanelle: Taramasalata.

Bor'ka: You've been to every city Elton's played in!

Villanelle: Who's that?

Bor'ka: Mum. I'm saving up for London to see his farewell tour. But I'm nowhere near 50,000 roubles.

Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going?

Pyotr: Oksana. Oksana. Oksana!

Villanelle: Agh!

Pyotr: Oksana! Oksana, calm down.

Tatiana: Oksana? Oh, God! My baby is alive. Oksana...

Tatiana: They told me you died in fire. The orphanage phone me and say... you burn place down.

Villanelle: It was one floor. Two at most.

Tatiana: And many people die.

Villanelle: 'Many' is a very loose term.

Tatiana: And you die with them. This is what they tell us.

Pyotr: Sestra, I found it. Was at back of loft.

Villanelle: Why didn't you leave him?

Pyotr: Where?

Villanelle: All he did was cry.

Tatiana: I thought I'd come back for you after one month.

Villanelle: Is that me?

Tatiana: Mm.

Villanelle: My head really was bulbous.

Tatiana: You were beautiful baby. Everyone would stop me in street and say, "She's beautiful baby." Head was big, but beautiful. Oh, yeah. I used to like dressing up and you always wanted my clothes, so I would make costume from old curtains for you. Here.

Villanelle: I look ridiculous.

Pyotr: Oh. That's me.

Villanelle: Where is Dad? There has to be one of him before he died.

Tatiana: I make tea. You still like Kopveska? Hmm? I bring for you.

Pyotr: She gets sad if anyone speak of Dad. Oh! Look, Oksana. You punching me in face.

Villanelle: That's a good punch.

Fedya: You have all that innocent look.

Villanelle: Because I am innocent.

Bor'ka: I believe her.

Yula: Bor'ka, speaking good English doesn't make innocent.

Fedya: I know a killer when I see a killer, and she's a killer.

Man: Are you seriously accusing her?

Fedya: Yes. Ooh! I can't believe it!

Bor'ka: So, who killed me?

Man: I told you. I was right.

Bor'ka: But who killed me?

Man: Okay, Okay. So, Oksana is not killer, but we ask now who is.

Everyone: Oh!

Pyotr: You?

Tatiana: I got the card.

Bor'ka: Mum, you murdered me!

Tatiana: I had no choice, Bor'ka.

Bor'ka: You could have murdered the others.

Yula: I knew it was her. I knew.

Fedya: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yula: I did. I did.

Fedya: Well okay.

Pyotr: Why I'm so bad at this game?

Man: Pyotr, you are too naive.

Fedya: He means you're idiot.

Pyotr: You were wrong too.

Fedya: He is, uh, like little puppy dog. You know, he lives in the barn.

Pyotr: I like to sleep there some nights. There's a hole in the roof and I can see stars.

Fedya: There is hole in roof and... he can see stars.

Pyotr: Screw you.

Fedya: Screw YOU.

(Pyotr and Fedya are arguing.)

Man: Fyodor! Enough!

Fedya: Izini, Papa.

Fyodor: Good.

Tatiana: I like to make speech. This night is very, very special for me. My girl... my little girl. Welcome home, Oksana.

Villanelle: I've never actually lived here.

Everyone: Welcome home.

Villanelle: Welcome! I'll go along with it for the sake of the moment.

(They are singing and dancing.)

Pyotr: Come on! Come on!

Villanelle: Having fun?

Pyotr: This is my, uh, how you call this, uh...

Villanelle: Anger problem. Wow. You saw this wood all day like that?

Pyotr: It's not so bad, uh...

Villanelle: I used to do woodwork.

Pyotr: Really? Where?

Villanelle: You always wanted to be a firefighter. Right?

Pyotr: You remember. Yeah, that was before I realise I'm scared of heights. So, you've had a good life, huh?

Villanelle: What makes you say that?

Pyotr: Mm, Bor'ka say you've been all over world. Is that why you became pilot? So you could travel?

Villanelle: Sure.

Pyotr: I missed you.

Villanelle: You really don't remember dad?

Pyotr: What was he like?

Villanelle: Funny. Strong. Taught me how to fight. He was much better.

Pyotr: Than what?

Villanelle: She was mean.

Pyotr: YOU were mean.

Villanelle: You were annoying.

Pyotr: I beat the crap out of sofa so I don't beat the crap out of people. You think that's weird?

Villanelle: Just beat the crap out of people. It will make you feel a lot better.

Pyotr: Did you think we were dead too? That's what orphanage told you. How they say we die?

Villanelle: Car crash.

Pyotr: This is the greatest golubtsi you ever tasted.

Villanelle: What are they doing over there?

Pyotr: Annual festival tomorrow. We host for the local villagers. It's so great. You'll have lots of fun, I promise.

Villanelle: You can't promise that.

Pyotr: Everyone have fun at festival. You'll see.

Villanelle: Don't you want to get out?

Pyotr: Mum needs me.

Villanelle: For what?

Pyotr: I'm not like you. You were always strong.

Villanelle: Being strong is a choice. Don't stay here for her. She wants to control you.

Pyotr: She's not a bad woman. People here say she's saint.

Villanelle: People here don't know her.

Pyotr: Why did you come, Oksana?

Villanelle: 'Cause I had the hiccups.

(Pyotr hugs Villanelle.)

Villanelle: What are you doing?

Pyotr: Having a moment. Look, it's me and sister having lunch. Uh... Nadege you see my sister?

Nadege: I see her.

Pyotr: Nadege has been cooking for me since I was a kid. Are you making your piroshki for the festival?

Nadege: Of course.

Pyotr: Nadege enters her piroshki every year and has won the last...

Nadege: 19 years.

Villanelle: Wow.

Pyotr: You know Bor'ka is entering a piroshki this year? He wants the prize money.

Nadege: I'm terrified.

Pyotr: And I am going to help him.

Nadege: But you are shit at cooking.

Pyotr: I know, but he needs help.

Nadege: Are you weird asshole like him?

Villanelle: Weirder.

Nadege: Oh my god...

Fedya: You see this? Giant leap for mankind was in Nevada. They're trying to fool us, you know?

Villanelle: Who?

Fedya: Them. All of them. They never even went to space. You know why? 'Cause they don't want us to know that the earth is flat.

Villanelle: Ha! Ha-ha-ha! You serious?

Yula: Do you think this funny?

Fedya: There is secret organisation that make influence on every government in world.

Yula: And they will cause downfall of planet and you won't laugh.

Fedya: And you know that in every, um... the intelligence agency, yes?

Villanelle: Yeah.

Fedya: FSB. DGSE. MI6. All have people working for this organisation.

Yula: And you know what they are? Lizards.

Fedya: This man in England, David Icke. You know David Icke?

Villanelle: Of course.

Fedya: Very smart man.

Villanelle: Very.

Fedya: Knows many things.

Yula: See? We blow your mind.

Pyotr: How many grams is an ounce?

Bor'ka: 28.35

Pyotr: Hmm. And what the hell do I do with that?

Villanelle: That looks like shit.

Bor'ka: I'm screwed.

Villanelle: You totally are.

Villanelle: Wow. How many times have you been married?

Man: Three.

Villanelle: Three?

Man: Yeah.

Villanelle: Which one was your favourite? Come on. You must have liked one the most.

Man: Tatiana is my wife now. I love her.

Villanelle: She never used to be like this. She was different.

Man: It sounds like you were different too.

Villanelle: Mm! So, she told you about me?

Man: Yes.

Villanelle: What did she say?

Man: She said... she had a daughter who die. She was very sad about you. If that is what you want to know.

Villanelle: What did she say I was like?

Man: She said you were difficult child.

Villanelle: Did she tell you she dumped me? Yeah.

Man: It was very hard time for her. You know how many things she had to deal with. She still doesn't tell me everything. But she... cries every night. She had a... sadness in her heart.

Villanelle: Maybe she feels like dirt for letting her family down.

Tatiana: I brought you tea.

Man: Hey. Thank you, my dear.

Tatiana: I have something for you.

Tatiana: It was mine from '80s. I adjust for your size. I think I got size right. You like it?

Villanelle: I love it.

Yula: This is Fedya's step sister. The one who died.

Villanelle: This place is wonderful.

Woman: Why is she speking English?

Yula: Because she thinks it makes her look interesting.

Villanelle: Is this your dance group?

Yula: Performance troupe. And we're called All Around.

Villanelle: Is that because you all get around?

Villanelle: Yes!

Pyotr: That's my sister! Whoo-hoo!

Villanelle: You don't want to dance? I am bad at dancing.

Bor'ka: Me too.

Villanelle: Pyotr was right. This is fun.

(Bor'ka is hitting himself.)

Villanelle: Don't do that.

Bor'ka: I should never have entered.

Villanelle: Elton John isn't going anywhere.

Bor'ka: It's his farewell tour.

Villanelle: Watch it on YouTube. It's really not a big deal.

Bor'ka: I embarrassed family.

Villanelle: Don't be silly.

Bor'ka: I did. Mum said I did.

Villanelle: When?

Bor'ka: After I lost. She came up to me and said I was stupid and... and embarrassed her and... (Bor'ka is hitting himself.)

Villanelle: You are freaking me out! Eat this. Be quiet.

Tatiana: Oksana? Oksana?

Villanelle: Come on. That used to make you laugh.

Tatiana: No, it didn't.

Villanelle: Okay, then. Dad laughed. I remember someone...

Tatiana: He didn't. You are wasting food.

Villanelle: It's tomato paste.

Tatiana: You are wasting our food.

Villanelle: I could buy 10,000 tomatoes.

Tatiana: Am I supposed to be impressed by that?

Villanelle: 20,000. You always laugh at things that aren't funny.

Tatiana: Like you?

Villanelle: Yes.

Tatiana: Clean your face.

Villanelle: Can you do it?

Tatiana: You're not a child.

Villanelle: I want to feel like one. Please. Can you do it?

Tatiana: I want you to leave the house.

Villanelle: No. No.

Tatiana: You leave tomorrow. I don't want you to be here anymore.

Villanelle: Why? This is my home.

Tatiana: No, darling. You're not a part of this family. You do not belong here.

Villanelle: What are you going to do? Take me to the orphanage? Easier to carry a trusting little girl out of this house than it will be to carry me. Especially after the last two days.

Tatiana: Don't pretend you were an angel.

Villanelle: Don't pretend that you were a mother. Or a wife.

Tatiana: You'll not bring your darkness into this house.

Villanelle: You are the darkness. You have always been the darkness. He wasn't scared of me. He was sick of you. He knew I could see what you are.

Tatiana: What's that?

Villanelle: Like me. I have killed a lot of people. I was not a happy person.

Tatiana: You were never a happy person.

Villanelle: That's not true. Again! That's not funny.

Tatiana: You were bad from the beginning. You didn't cry as a baby.

Villanelle: Please. Some bullshit myth to make you feel better. I did cry. I did cry!

Tatiana: You ruined me. You took everything from me. You took him. You could control him. He would do anything for you because you had a darkness! This dar... darkness! He thought you would do something to us. To me.

Villanelle: I didn't mind that you took me there. I didn't mind that you never came back for me. What I mind... is that you won't admit what you are. That I am my mother's daughter.

Tatiana: Get out of my house.

Villanelle: I... I... I think I need to kill you... Mama.