Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S3E4

Dasha: You made me cake.

Villanelle: It's not for you.

Dasha: It really doesn't look like the picture.

Villanelle: I know that. Okay?

Dasha: No, wait, wait. Just because it looks bad, doesn't mean it tastes bad. Throw it away.

Villanelle: Don't do that!

Dasha: You don't deserve nice things if you don't look after them. So, London went well?

Villanelle: Yeah, it was good.

Dasha: Did you do anything when you were there?

Villanelle: Uh... Mmm! A Jack the Ripper walking tour.

Dasha: Why are you lying to me?

Villanelle: I'm not. I gained valuable insight into Victorian gender politics.

Dasha: Who did you see in London?

Villanelle: Okay. Fine. Not that it's anything to do with you. I saw Konstantin.

Dasha: You're close, Villanelle. You're so close to getting what you want. But you have to play by the rules.

Villanelle: You are so annoying today.

Dasha: Oh, I'm annoying?

Villanelle: Mm.

Dasha: She thinks I'm annoying.

Villanelle: Who are you talking to?

Dasha: I am just trying to save you from yourself! So, bear with me if I get a little frustrated. They want to meet with you.

Villanelle: Why?

Dasha: They need to discuss your new contract, holiday pay, benefits, et cetera.

Villanelle: So, I'm getting promoted?

Dasha: You work well, you move up. In the meantime, they want you to rest, conserve your strength. So... spend your money. Get an ombre balayage. Enjoy yourself. But no travel, okay? You stay put.

Villanelle: Yes!

Konstantin: Boo!

Villanelle: You know, you really don't have to be so dramatic.

Konstantin: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't make me go in there. Let's go somewhere we can talk, somewhere... relaxing.

Villanelle: This would be... a really bad way to go.

Konstantin: Stop it! Stop it!

Villanelle: Are you upset because soon I'm going to be your boss?

Konstantin: You won't be my boss.

Villanelle: Don't worry. You'll be my favourite. All the other employees will hate you.

Konstantin: What got you in such a good mood?

Villanelle: It's Eve's birthday today.

Konstantin: Oh. But you shot her, and ruined her marriage. Isn't that enough?

Villanelle: The moustache is gone?

Konstantin: I hear he's in Poland.

Villanelle: Oh...

Konstantin: I got what you ask for. Your family.

Villanelle: You know where they are?

Konstantin: Not yet. But I can find out. But I need you to...

Both: ... do something for me.

Konstantin: Something personal.

Both: Off the record.

Konstantin: I really hate it when you do that.

Villanelle: I'll do it. Okay?

Konstantin: But please do it nicely. Something efficient.

Villanelle: You want it nice or you want it efficient?

Konstantin: Just make it done, okay?

Woman: Careful! Careful with those. Thank you. My husband was particularly fond of them. I am sorry.

Villanelle: No problem.

Woman: Um, it's... it's still very raw. You know.

Villanelle: Of course.

Woman: We were together for nearly 30 years. We knew one another inside out. Now that he's gone, I...

Villanelle: You're free now. You can be whoever you want.

Woman: But I... I don't want to be free. I want to be a family! Oh! Uh, you have the hiccups?

Villanelle: Can't get rid of them.

Woman: Bah! I... I used to do that with my children, to scare the hiccups away. Did it work? Oh, dear.

Villanelle: Try again.

Woman: Bah!

Villanelle: Ah!

Woman: Rrahh!

Villanelle: Ah!

Konstantin: Is it done?

Villanelle: It's done.