Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S3E2

Dasha: You ask Dasha for the best, Dasha gets you the best. You're welcome. Everything you asked for. Good light, high ceilings. Chan, did you check the water pressure?

Villanelle: Excellent.

Dasha: That was hard to get.

Villanelle: You know if you quit smoking, you'd look, like, 10 years younger.

Dasha: Why would I want to look 10 years younger?

Villanelle: This neighbourhood is nice.

Dasha: You like what you see? It's good to have many lovers. It keeps you limber. But you have to know, we are different from these people. Things they take for granted: package holidays, car in drive, date nights on sofa. We can't have these things. Winners win alone. You can't go down that path anymore.

Villanelle: I dealt with it.

Dasha: Ah. Hmm. So, you don't think about her anymore?

Villanelle: I dealt with it!

Dasha: Mm-hm. Okay. So, the job went well, they're happy, they're very happy with you. And I appreciated the homage to Dasha.

Villanelle: I improved an untouchable relic.

Dasha: Original's always best.

Villanelle: Come on! The paprika was kind of fun.

Dasha: I'd have gone turmeric, but...

Villanelle: So, what do they do now? Do they send me a letter of promotion or something?

Dasha: They want you to work with somebody first.

Villanelle: What are you talking about?

Dasha: You have to show them that you're up to the job. He's a new recruit. You will be overseeing him. You will be giving him orders. If you want more control, you have to show them you have some judgement.

Villanelle: I know.

Villanelle: So, who am I working with on this thing?

Dasha: Felix Telep. They say he has real potential.

Villanelle: And I just watch him and give him a grade?

Villanelle: A: for excellent killing.

Villanelle: B: could do better.

Villanelle: That kind of thing?

Dasha: You don't grade him. You guide him. Make sure his plan is clean, his character work is strong. You know, just like I used to do with you.

Villanelle: What if he's totally useless?

Dasha: Then encourage him. You tell him he's great. You tell him you know he can do it. You make him believe he can be good.

Villanelle: Why can't I just do the work and he watch? So much easier.

Dasha: Management is not easy. It's watching someone do job worse than you. That's why it sucks. But to be Keeper, that takes patience and responsibility. You need both.

Villanelle: I don't have both. I have neither.

Dasha: Then pretend that you have! Come on, look around you, Villanelle. They don't give places like this to anybody. Money, rewards, lifestyle, it all gets better and better, the more you succeed. I believe in you.

Villanelle: So, it's that kind of thing.

Dasha: Exactly.

Felix: I'm Felix.

Villanelle: What are you? 10?

Felix: I'm 19. I'm tough. I have five older brothers.

Villanelle: Wow! Five big brothers?

Felix: Yeah. And I beat the crap out of all of them.

Villanelle: Take off your hat. Anybody can fight. It takes a special person to kill.

Felix: I've killed, loads of times.

Villanelle: Bullshit!

Felix: There was this kid that bullied me in school.

Villanelle: Textbook.

Felix: His sister.

Villanelle: Basic.

Felix: His father.

Villanelle: I'm falling asleep here.

Felix: His cousin. Best friend, uncle, dance teacher and grandma. They were in the same car.

Villanelle: Just so you know, I'm kind of a big deal in this industry.

Felix: Okay.

Villanelle: You do everything I say, exactly when I say it.

Felix: Okay.

Villanelle: If you make me look bad, I will kill you.

Felix: O... Okay.

Villanelle: Okay. Great talk. Good skills. Excellent work.

Felix: The travel is what I'm most excited about. I love hotels.

Villanelle: Well, make sure you ask for first-class. None of this "submit receipts after" bullshit. They should pay up-front.

Felix: Okay.

Villanelle: That kid bullied you bad, huh?

Felix: He beat up my boyfriend.

Villanelle: You did all that for a boyfriend?!

Felix: Well, I was in love. After everything I did, he didn't want to know. When you love somebody and they don't love you back, it's... it's worse than... I don't know what it's worse than, but it's really...

Villanelle: Shit.

Felix: Yeah. Shit.

Felix: Bonjour!

Villanelle: Bonjour!

Kid: Papa! Papa! Papa!

Villanelle: No manners.

Villanelle: That's the target.

Kid: One ballon, please... Merci.

Another Kid: I want two.

Villanelle: Life is shit. Get used to it.

Villanelle: There he goes. Stick to the plan.

Felix: Okay.

Villanelle: Behind the ear.

Felix: Okay.

Villanelle: Clean and clinical.

Felix: Okay.

Villanelle: Okay. Okay, go. Now!

Villanelle: What happened to the plan?

Felix: I improvised.

Villanelle: Oh?

(Villanelle shot Felix.)

Villanelle: Oh, management sucks.

Konstantin: Nice place.

Villanelle: No...

Konstantin: Oh, yes.

Villanelle: No.

Konstantin: No.

Villanelle: No?! Really?!

Konstantin: Aah! Oh! Oh! No! Stop!

Villanelle: You do not get to come here without an invitation anymore!

Konstantin: Fine! Fine. Can I please come to see you? Aagh!

Villanelle: I'll think about it.

Konstantin: Ohh... Oh! Oh, God... Oh, I missed you. You look good.

Villanelle: Haven't you heard? I'm moving up in the world.

Konstantin: Really?

Villanelle: They're making me a Keeper.

Konstantin: Who told you that?

Villanelle: Dasha.

Konstantin: Dasha? You trust Dasha after what she did to you?

Villanelle: I trust her more than I trust you.

Konstantin: You always said you were going to kill her.

Villanelle: If I killed everybody who betrayed me, there would be nobody left.

Konstantin: You know I had no choice in Rome.

Villanelle: Ah, I hope your family was worth it.

Konstantin: That's up for debate. Look... now you're back with The Twelve, especially now, you have to know, you're not safe.

Villanelle: I'm fine.

Konstantin: You think you're in control, but you are not.

Villanelle: And you think I'm going to listen to you after everything that you did?

Konstantin: Okay, fine. There's something else. Eve... She is alive.

Villanelle: It's not possible.

Konstantin: I saw her with my own eyes.

Villanelle: I shot her.

Konstantin: When you get angry and run away without checking if the person is actually dead... miracles happen. But don't go to London. I don't want anything to happen to you. Villanelle? Villanelle? Villanelle...

Villanelle: I'm fine. Really, I'm fine. You should go. How do you know I'm back with The Twelve?

Konstantin: 'Cause I never stopped working for them. You know I care about you.

Villanelle: I know you're full of shit.

Konstantin: Can't it be both?