Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S2E5

Konstantin: Villanelle?

Villanelle: Konstantin!

Konstantin: Ahh!

Villanelle: How wonderful to see you.

Konstantin: How long have you been doing that?

Villanelle: You told me to get a hobby.

Konstantin: Did I? Come. How are you feeling after Amsterdam?

Villanelle: Mm... I don't understand the question.

Konstantin: The boy's uncle was very grateful for your services. He add a tip.

Villanelle: Whoa-hoh. Did you see his number plate?

Konstantin: No.

Villanelle: I'd have killed him for free.

Konstantin: If you start killing people for free, we are both in trouble. And broke.

Villanelle: Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

Konstantin: Mm-hm.

Villanelle: Ohh!

Konstantin: Oh, no, no, no. Come on! We don't have time for this.

Konstantin: So, you wait out here.

Villanelle: Wait here?

Konstantin: Yes.

Villanelle: Well, what is here? Where are you going?

Konstantin: To see a friend.

Villanelle: I'll come with you.

Konstantin: No.

Villanelle: What? So you're just going to tie me up outside like a dog?

Konstantin: Five minutes.

Villanelle: Five minutes? Hm?

Konstantin: Sorry, there was a hold-up.

Villanelle: You're being very sneaky, Konstantin. Who were you meeting?

Konstantin: Come. Your new job.

Villanelle: Is this a joke? Did you do this?

Villanelle: No, no, no.

Konstantin: Calm down.

Villanelle: I'm not doing it. Who ordered this?

Konstantin: I have no idea.

Villanelle: Well, tell them no.

Konstantin: This is a little hurtful. You were pretty happy to shoot me.

Villanelle: When are you going to get over that?!

Konstantin: You need to kill her. You're a mess. She's making you weak. You know that. You used to be smarter than this. You won't even remember her name next week.

Man: Room service. Hi. Sorry, um... room service? Can I... do anything else?

Villanelle: Softer! I'm grieving.

Tony: Sorry.

Villanelle: Do you have someone, Tony?

Tony: No.

Villanelle: Are you lonely?

Tony: Sometimes. But... it's hard, finding the right person.

Villanelle: Yeah, it is.

Villanelle: Don't do anything stupid. Okay?

Eve: Can you take your shoes off, please?

Villanelle: What? Really?

Eve: Yeah.

Villanelle: Do you want to search me too?

Eve: What's the point? Can I take your veil?

Villanelle: I'm dying for a drink. You don't seem very surprised to see me.

Eve: I'm not surprised.

Villanelle: Mm? That's a little arrogant, don't you think?

Eve: And yet, here you are.

Villanelle: You've been so distracted lately, I thought you'd forgotten about me. Glass, please.

Eve: We don't have champagne glasses.

Villanelle: No, this is perfect. Are you scared?

Eve: No.

Villanelle: Drink. You know, I should be more afraid of you after what you did to me last time.

Eve: Are you afraid?

Villanelle: No. You could have killed me.

Eve: I know. I think about that all the time.

Villanelle: Really?

Eve: Do you think about it?

Villanelle: All the time. Are you going to apologise to me?

Eve: No. Are you?

Villanelle: No.

Eve: Okay, good. There we are, then. I... I need your help with something important.

Villanelle: Oh, yeah? Why don't you drink your champagne?

Eve: Nice outfit.

Villanelle: I thought I would dress for the occasion.

Eve: Oh, what's the occasion?

Villanelle: I'm about to be in mourning.

Eve: I'm sorry to hear that.

Villanelle: You know I'm here to kill you?

Eve: Yes, it was my idea.

Villanelle: No.

Eve: I told you. I need your help. I... I needed to see you.

Villanelle: So you hired me to kill you?

Eve: Yes.

Villanelle: That is so stupid. What if I hit you with a car? What if I shot you?

Eve: You wouldn't.

Villanelle: I wouldn't?

Eve: No.

Villanelle: Eve...

Eve: What is that?

Villanelle: To get rid of the taste.

Villanelle: What did you do? Wh-what did you do? Why did you do that, Eve? I didn't... I didn't think you would actually do it. That was arsenic. Don't just sit there, do something! Get it out! Go, Eve! Get it out! Oh, my God! Eve, get it out! Hurry! Eve, you need to hurry! You need to get it out! Quickly, Eve!

(Villanelle Laughs)

Villanelle: Of course it isn't poison. Do you think I'm insane? Eve, you're too easy.

Villanelle: I'm expensive.

Eve: I know.

Villanelle: Will you give me everything I want?

Eve: Yes.

Villanelle: Eve, you left your door open.

Eve: Yeah.

Villanelle: Are you sure this is legal?

Eve: What do you care?

Villanelle: I'm just looking out for you, Eve.

Eve: Come on. Open the door, please. Wait out here.

Villanelle: Did she say?

Eve: No.

Villanelle: Oh, well. Would you like to watch?

Eve: Who was it?

Villanelle: Who do you think it was?

Eve: The Twelve?

Villanelle: No. It was his son. Classic.

Eve: Aaron Peel?

Villanelle: I know.

Eve: Are... are you sure? He already owns the company...

Villanelle: It's not the company he's selling, it's a weapon.

Eve: A weapon?

Villanelle: It's always a weapon. The Twelve want to buy it. Everyone wants to buy it.

Eve: Great.

Villanelle: I... got you what you wanted. A thank-you would be nice.

Eve: Thank you.

Villanelle: That wasn't a real thank you. You are just take, take, take.

Eve: What did you do to her?

Villanelle: Don't worry about it.

Eve: What... did you do?

Villanelle: Nothing you didn't ask me to.

Villanelle: I'm sorry about the complaints. Don't look so angry. I was just trying to get Eve's attention but she does not care about your life at all. Does she? Look at you, huh? You look like someone stuck a moustache on some fudge. Where are you going?

Niko: Away from the kids.

Villanelle: Ooh. I love that sound.

Villanelle: I didn't know you had it in you. Good for you. You should try this with your wife.

Niko: Don't you dare talk about my wife or I will kill you!

Villanelle: Ohh, that hurts! Look... I came here to tell you that you don't have anything to worry about. I've forgiven Eve. We're friends. Well... more than friends.

Niko: What are you talking about?

Villanelle: Niko... we're colleagues. Besides, I've been stabbed before, I know what it's like when you're in the moment.

Niko: She stabbed you?

Villanelle: Didn't she tell you? She came to my apartment in Paris. And she lay down next to me on my bed. And she stuck a knife in me.

Niko: Stop it.

Villanelle: Look. Look. It's crazy, right? You would think I was the bad guy. God, it's so nice to finally meet you. Smell you later.