Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S2E4

Villanelle: So?

Konstantin: Tonight. Don't be a snot. This kind of work pays a lot of money.

Villanelle: It's boring.

Konstantin: Then make it fun. Show Eve Polastri what she's missing, huh? Show her how boring this other woman is compared to you. Come.

Villanelle: What's with the shirt?

Konstantin: Come!

Villanelle: Seriously, do not go shopping on your own again.

Villanelle: Ohh! This so boring!

Konstantin: What are you talking about? This is great art. All of this is masterpieces.

Villanelle: Sure, masterpieces.

Konstantin: Yeah.

Villanelle: Every picture is just grapes or naked women.

Villanelle: Wow. They look like bacon.

Woman: You look amazing! Can I take a picture of you for my Instagram?

Villanelle: No. No, of course not. Don't be pathetic. Get a real life! Lame.

Konstantin: What is this?

Villanelle: Hagelslag. Hm?

Konstantin: No. Did you get a good look? Are you ready?

Villanelle: Nobody's into farmyard animals. Freak.

Konstantin: Please! Stop it. I need you to concentrate. Don't behave like a little girl.

Villanelle: How is your daughter, Konstantin? Hm? Do you think she will be okay without her father to protect her?

Konstantin: She'll be fine. She's strong.

Villanelle: Stronger than you, maybe. I think Eve Polastri has made you go a little soft.

(Villanelle tripped a woman and made her fall.)

Woman: Ohh!

Villanelle: Aww. Are you okay? You poor thing.

Villanelle: What?

Konstantin: How did that feel?

Villanelle: It didn't feel like anything. Is that what it's going to be from now on? Scorned wives and scumbags?

Konstantin: Why do you care who they are?

Villanelle: I don't care. Can we go home now?

Konstantin: Home? What do you mean, "home"? Where is that, exactly?

Villanelle: I'm going back to London.

Konstantin: Give that up. She's not interested in you anymore.

Villanelle: As if!

Konstantin: Don't make me regret all this.

Villanelle: Oh, what else were you going to do, hm? Dead man.

Konstantin: Sleep well. You have a long day of nothing tomorrow.

Woman: I don't do girls. Sorry.

Villanelle: Oh, I'm just looking.

Villanelle: Er... not at you. I'm waiting for someone.

Man: Good time, honey? Want to have a good time? I've got everything you want, I've got ups and downs.

Villanelle: I don't want any of your rat poison.

Man: I've got top quality stuff - 100% organic.

Villanelle: Sure!

Villanelle: Wait. What do you have?

Villanelle: Hey! Hey, there is a line! Don't you have any manners?

(Woman shows middle finger to Villanelle.)

(Villanelle attacks her, chokes her.)

(Konstantin comes and takes Villanelle.)

Villanelle: I hate you! I hate you! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!