You should never tell a psychopath they are a psychopath. It upsets them.

Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S2E1

Man: Oh God. Oh God. Help me God.

Villanelle: Drive faster! This is your fault.

Man: No, I didn't see you. You jumped in front of my car. You really need an ambulance.

Villanelle: Want to explain to them how you ran over me on purpose?

Man: Oh, my God! God, help me!

Villanelle: How long till we get there?

Man: Er... maybe ten minutes.

Villanelle: Do you know how to dispose of a body?

Man: No!

Doctor: Everything is okay.

Villanelle: How long have I been here?

Doctor: Oh, you're not French? We couldn't find any I.D.

Villanelle: How long?

Doctor: A few hours.

Villanelle: What drugs have you given me?

Doctor: Er... painkillers. We had to clean you up, stitch your injury. We will start you on a course of antibiotics immediately.

Villanelle: How bad is it?

Doctor: Your wound is deep but it isn't penetrating any organs. With antibiotics and dressing, it should heal.

Villanelle: Has anyone come here? Anyone turned up here looking for me?

Doctor: I don't think so, no. You know, with an injury like this, I'm obliged to call the police.

Villanelle: I'm not safe.

Doctor: What do you mean?

Villanelle: The man who did this to me... My husband. He's a detective with the Police Judiciaire. If he knows I am here, he will kill me.

Doctor: I can ask the team to keep your admission off the records for your own safety. But when I get off my shift, the next consultant may feel differently. I'm sorry.

Villanelle: When does your shift end?

Doctor: This evening.

Villanelle: Can I have one?

Doctor: Oh, they are normally reserved for the children.

Villanelle: Oh, stickers!

Villanelle: What are these?

Gabriel: What are you doing?

Villanelle: Nothing.

Gabriel: You should take them.

Villanelle: No. I'd rather not.

Gabriel: Why not?

Villanelle: They make my head spin and I can't walk until they wear off.

Gabriel: Why do you need to walk?

Villanelle: Because I'm being chased by some bad people. And I need to go and visit my girlfriend in London. Hey, do you speak English?

Gabriel: A little.

Villanelle: What is your name?

Gabriel: Gabriel.

Villanelle: What happened to you, Gabriel?

Gabriel: Car accident.

Villanelle: Did it break your bones?

Gabriel: Yeah and they had to put skin from my leg onto my face.

Villanelle: That's gross.

Gabriel: What is yours?

Villanelle: Stab wound. It's really gooey.

Gabriel: No way! A man stabbed you?

Villanelle: A woman stabbed me.

Gabriel: Women don't stab.

Villanelle: I know. It surprised me too. But she did it to show me how much she cared about me.

Gabriel: That's stupid.

Villanelle: No, it isn't. Sometimes when you love someone, you will do crazy things.

Villanelle: Gabriel? Can you walk?

Gabriel: Yes, but it's painful. My hip has pins...

Villanelle: Great. Do you want to play a game?

Woman: Bonjour. Oh. What happened to your face, Doctor.?

Villanelle: I fell of a horse.

Woman: You must be the new consultant?

Villanelle: Yes.

Woman: Eveyone here seems younger than those before.

Villanelle: I'm not young as I look!

Woman: Do you have the results? Is that why you're here?

Villanelle: Yes. It's good news! Your husband's condition is improving.

Woman: Oh! Are you sure?

Villanelle: Mm-hm.

Woman: Oh! I'm sorry! I was expecting the worst. Thank you! Thank you! You're an angel!

Villanelle: Do you have any money, Gabriel?

Gabriel: No.

Villanelle: Do your parents have any money? Are they coming to visit today?

Gabriel: They died... in the accident.

Villanelle: That's not helpful to me, Gabriel.

Gabriel: You don't look very good.

Villanelle: I'm f...

Villanelle: What time is it?

Gabriel: Morning. You snore, you know.

Villanelle: Yeah, well, your parents are dead. Gabriel, do you have any clothes?

Gabriel: Er...yes, in there.

Villanelle: Sexy.

Gabriel: You can look if you want to.

Villanelle: What?

Gabriel: I said... you can look under my bandages if you want to. But you have to tell me how bad it is. They won't let me look.

Villanelle: Fine.

Gabriel: Ow!

Villanelle: Cool.

Gabriel: Is it bad? Tell me the truth. Please.

Villanelle: You sure?

Gabriel: Yes.

Villanelle: Yeah. It's... It's really bad. You look like a pizza.

Gabriel: What?

Villanelle: Whoa, wait. Did you lose an eye?

Gabriel: I'm a monster!

Villanelle: You asked me to be honest, Gabriel.

Gabriel: Are you going to London now?

Villanelle: Yeah.

Gabriel: To see your girlfriend? What if she stabs you again?

Villanelle: She won't.

Gabriel: How do you know?

Villanelle: I know her better now. I know her better than anyone. Better than she knows herself.

Villanelle: Never trust people on their looks, Gabriel. You can see scary people a mile away. It's the good people you have to worry about.

Gabriel: And do I look scary?

Villanelle: Your face, yeah.

Gabriel: Will it get better?

Villanelle: No, don't think so.

Gabriel: Thank you for telling me. No one will tell me the truth.

Villanelle: Come on, it will be cool. You can... get an eyepatch.

Gabriel: I don't want an eyepatch. I want to look the same as everyone else.

Villanelle: Don't be a drama queen.

Gabriel: I don't want people feeling sorry for me, staring at me. I hate it. I want to be normal.

Villanelle: Are you sure? Normal is boring. I'm not normal, you know.

Gabriel: But you look normal.

Villanelle: I know.

Gabriel: I wish I'd died in the car like everyone else. Would you want to spend your whole life like this?

Villanelle: No. No, I wouldn't. It would be shit.

(Villanelle breaks Gabriel's neck.)

Man: There's been an incident. No-one can leave while we wait for the police.

Villanelle: I've just had my test results... I... I need a moment alone. Please.

Man: Go on then. But stay near the door for your own safety.