Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S1E8

Villanelle: Shut up! Or I'll blow your tiny head to pieces!

Irina: My dad is going to kill you in the face!

Villanelle: No, I'm going to kill your dad in the face.

Irina: No! Why?

Villanelle: Because he is an asshole.

Irina: You can't say shit about Dad!

Villanelle: I can!

Irina: You can't!

Villanelle: Why are you shouting?

Irina: I will kill you!

Villanelle: I will kill you!

Irina: You are going to die!

Villanelle: Ohh! What will make you stop shouting?

Irina: Food.

Villanelle: What?

Irina: I'm hungry.

Villanelle: Oh. Okay! Oh, okay. Stick out your thumb. Look vulnerable.

Irina: I am vulnerable.

Villanelle: What?

Irina: Are you a bad person?

Villanelle: Yup.

Irina: Have you kidnapped me?

Villanelle: Yup.

Irina: Are you a pedophile?

Villanelle: No.

Irina: Okay, good. Why don't you speak Russian?

Villanelle: I don't like it.

Irina: Where are we going next?

Villanelle: To get some money and then to see your dad.

Irina: Why didn't you take my mum?

Villanelle: She's too big. Why is your English so good?

Irina: Language is information. And information...

Both: is everything.

Villanelle: Yeah, I know.

Villanelle: You speak Spanish?

Irina: Yes.

Villanelle: German?

Irina: Yes.

Villanelle: Mandarin? You don't know that one, do you?

Irina: Is my dad bad?

Villanelle: Yes, he is the worst. Are you?

Irina: I don't know yet. Is it hard to be bad?

Villanelle: Not if you practice. Finish that. We're going.

Irina: Where?

Villanelle: To see an old friend.

Irina: I'm taking it with me. (In Mandarin)

Villanelle: What?

Irina: You can't speak Mandarin, can you?

Villanelle: Shut up. I'm still learning.

Anna: Your parents will be worried. Alone in the city. There are crazy people out there. It's lucky you knocked on my door. They are not going to worry?

Villanelle: (Whispering) Talk.

Irina: I get lost all the time.

Anna: Maybe we should call the police and tell them that you are here just in case.

Villanelle: (Whispering) No.

Irina: Good. Let's do that.

(Villanelle shows middle finger to Irina.)

Anna: Oksana!

Villanelle: (To Irina) You are an asshole.

Villanelle: Where is it? Where is my stuff, my passport, my money?

Anna: I don't know.

Villanelle: Where is she?

Anna: Who?

Villanelle: Eve Polastri.

Anna: I don't know. She was here to ask me about... Your face... Your face is hurt. Let me...

Villanelle: No.

Anna: Just some disinfectant. Look at you. Oksana, please. She gave me her number.

Villanelle: Give it to me.

Anna: You look the same.

Villanelle: You look older. It's nice.

Irina: Can I go?

Villanelle: Don't move your tiny stinking ass.

Irina: It's not stinking.

Anna: Let me clean your face and then I will give you her number. Please!

Irina: Her face is a mess.

Anna: Let me darling.

Villanelle: It does sting a bit.

Villanelle: It's exactly the same.

Anna: Yes.

Villanelle: Even his chair.

Anna: Yes.

Villanelle: The best sex we ever had was on that chair.

Irina: Oh god!

(Anna pulls gun at Villanelle.)

Villanelle: Oh, hello.

Anna: Leave the room.

Villanelle: No, Irina, you stay. It's an example of someone who thinks they can shoot a gun. But they can't. You're safe.

Anna: I can. I will shoot your black heart.

Villanelle: Where is Eve's phone number?

Anna: I can do it.

Villanelle: What would God say?

Anna: He'd understand.

Villanelle: What would He say about doing it in front of her?

Irina: I don't mind.

Villanelle: Shut up.

Villanelle: You see, you can't do it. You can't.

Anna: I've spent every night dreaming that you were alive so I could shoot you myself. When your coat came, I prayed to God that you would come.

Irina: Did you two used to go out?

Both: She seduced me.

Villanelle: Oh, come on!

Anna: It was you!

Villanelle: Fine! But can you blame me?

Irina: If you love each other...

Villanelle: No! I don't love her anymore. The thing is, I can kill you.

Anna: No.

Villanelle: I'm sorry, but yes.

(Anna shot herself.)

Irina: Oh, God!

Villanelle: Get me her phone. Now look for some money. We deserve a big lunch.

Villanelle: She's good.

Irina: I've decided. You're a good person.

Villanelle: Oh, really? Why is that?

Irina: Because you're sad and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.

Villanelle: Oh, God. You're one of those profound kids. I am not sad. I have a happy face.

Villanelle: She's perfect. One more... and we can go to a really nice place.

Irina: Mama!

Villanelle: Give me the money.

Eve: Hello?

Villanelle: Where is my passport?

Eve: I have it. Where's Irina?

Villanelle: I have it.

Eve: I'm with her father.

Villanelle: Perfect. Do you want some tea? We are going to Café Radozhny.

Villanelle: Have you been on a plane before?

Irina: We can't. You don't have my passport.

Villanelle: Yes, I do.

Irina: Hey!

Villanelle: Your photo is hilarious.

Irina: Stop it! I was young then!

Villanelle: Your hair!

Irina: Dad!

Konstantin: Irina!

Villanelle: Whoa! That's right, ladies, a child could die.

Irina: Damn you!

Villanelle: Shut up. Please stop moving or I will shoot someone. I'm desperate.

Eve: Oksana!

Villanelle: Ooh! Suits you.

Eve: Just tell me what you want.

Villanelle: Him.

Konstantin: Not here. I'll come with you.

Villanelle: She is really annoying.

Konstantin: I know.

Villanelle: I like her.

Konstantin: Me too.

Eve: I've got your passport and your cash. Just let Irina go and I'll give them to you.

Villanelle: Throw it.

Eve: I will if you... No, no...

Villanelle: You don't know what to do with that.

Eve: I know. I'm going to put it down. We're not here to hurt anyone.

Villanelle: Throw it!

Irina: Throw it.

Konstantin: Throw it.

Villanelle: Excuse me. Could you pass that along, please? Thank you so much. Ooh! Thank you, Eve.

Konstantin: Villanelle. Don't break my heart.

Villanelle: Don't break mine. You either. Who's your favorite?

Konstantin: What?

Villanelle: Me or her? It's me... isn't it? A little bit.

Konstantin: Yes.

Irina: Hey!

Villanelle: Then you won't miss her so much, huh?

Konstantin: What do you want?

Villanelle: I want to do my job so I can go home and have a bath.

Konstantin: Okay. Okay, do your job. But she is not your job.

Villanelle: You know we've never had sex? Weird, huh?

Konstantin: I'm married.

Villanelle: You're romantic. And you're a good person... I think. But I have to do my job and you understand that.

Konstantin: No, no, no...

Eve: Oksana, no!

(Villanelle shot Konstantin.)

Eve: Come with me. Just you and me. Please. Just you and me.

(Villanelle escapes.)

Villanelle: Did you have a party or something?

Eve: I have lost two jobs, a husband and a best friend because of you.

Villanelle: Yeah. But you got some really nice clothes out of it, so... What are you going to do with that?

Eve: I'm gonna kill you.

Villanelle: No, you're not.

Eve: I am.

Villanelle: You're not.

Eve: I am.

Villanelle: You like me too much. So what now, Eve?

Eve: I'm gonna tell you something. Sit down. I think about you all the time. I think about what you're wearing and what you're doing and who you're doing it with. I think about what friends you have. I think about what you eat before you work and what shampoo you use and what happened in your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone. I think about what you have for breakfast. I just... want to know everything.

Villanelle: I think about you too. I mean, I masturbate about you a lot.

Eve: Okay, that...

Villanelle: Too much?

Eve: No, it's just I wasn't expecting that.

Villanelle: So you trash my apartment because you like me so much?

Eve: I... I know it's not conventional. What do you want? Honestly. Don't be a dick.

Villanelle: Normal stuff. A nice life. Cool flat. Fun job. Someone to watch movies with.

Eve: God, I'm tired. Aren't you tired?

Villanelle: A little, yeah.

Villanelle: You found me.

Eve: Yes.

Villanelle: Well done.

Eve: Thank you. Are you gonna kill me?

Villanelle: No.

Eve: Promise?

Villanelle: Promise.

Villanelle: Would you stay for a bit?

Eve: Sure. I've never done anything like this before.

Villanelle: It's okay. I know what I'm doing. Wow! That's rude.

Eve: Yeah.

Villanelle: You can't.

Eve: I can.

(Eve stabs Villanelle.)

Eve: I can!

Villanelle: I really liked you. It hurts!

Villanelle: Don't pull it. What did I just say!

Eve: Okay... Okay, hold on! Hold on, it's okay! Just... put your hand there. I got you, I got you. I'm gonna get some... Wait there! Oh! Oh, shit!

Villanelle: Hey!

(Villanelle shoots with the gun.)

Eve: Put that down! Put it down! I need to help you! What are you doing? I'm coming out. I'm coming out!

Woman: She has gone.

Eve: Where?