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Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S1E7

Villanelle: How much money do you make doing this?

Man: Two more minutes.

Villanelle: Give me one phone call and I will give you more money than you earn in a year.

Man: No English.

Villanelle: Please.

Villanelle: I'll do terrible things to you.

Villanelle: Uh, my understanding of solitary confinement is that it is solitary.

Man: Be nice to Inga.

Villanelle: Hello, Inga. It's not even worth trying to speak to you, is it? You smell of cabbage.

Woman: What?

Villanelle: Excuse me. Do you think I will be allowed to make a phone call?

Woman: No.

Villanelle: You have a very pretty nose.

Woman: I don't like girls.

Villanelle: Well, you haven't tried this one.

Woman: Have you finished trying yet?

Villanelle: I'm assuming she isn't actually catatonic.

Woman: Inga will be not easily seduced, either. A word of advice: Don't fall asleep.

Villanelle: Where are you taking me?

Man: You have a visitor.

Villanelle: Do you know where we're going?

Woman: Quiet!

Agniya: To the court.

Woman: I said quiet!

Man: Villanelle, come on!

Agniya: What should I do?

Villanelle: I don't know. Run. You're free.

Agniya: I don't want to be free.

Villanelle: What?

Agniya: I don't want to be free.

Villanelle: Really? Jesus. Look at me. Are you sure?

Agniya: I would rather die...

(Woman shot Agniya.)

Anton: You made it. Well done. Clever girl. Please... come in. You were hoping for Konstantin?

Villanelle: Is he okay?

Anton: That's sweet. Please. I have a lot to explain to you and a lot for you to have to try and understand. Okay. My name is Anton. Would you mind taking a seat, please, darling? Thank you. Okay. So... here is the big news for you, my dear. I will be taking over from Konstantin in this relationship. Hm?

Villanelle: They really do just send another one, don't they?

Anton: Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that. Please sit down.

Villanelle: No.

Anton: Sit down.

Villanelle: No.

Anton: Hand delivery. Your new target. I'm afraid this one might be a little challenging. There are clothes in there. I asked for something trendy. Konstantin said that's how you like to spend your money. We will keep your passport and your credit cards until you have completed the job and returned to this place. You have until tomorrow night. And, after that, you will speak Russian to me. No more English. And that way... we can build... a special trust. Now... do you have any questions?

Villanelle: Are you always like this?

Anton: Like what?

(Villanelle shot him.)

Villanelle: You've never called me sausage before.

Konstantin: Villanelle...

Villanelle: Mm-hm.

Konstantin: Where's my family?

Villanelle: You abandoned me.

Konstantin: I was protecting you. They want you dead.

Villanelle: No, they want you dead.

Konstantin: Who told you that?

Villanelle: Anton.

Konstantin: Where is he?

Villanelle: He's dead.

Konstantin: He told you to kill me?

Villanelle: Yep.

Konstantin: Who else is dead, Villanelle? Where are they?

Villanelle: They are screaming in a cupboard somewhere.

Konstantin: Thank you. Thank you for keeping my family in a cupboard.

Villanelle: I'm not stupid.

Konstantin: I said thank you. Tell me what you want and I will make sure...

Villanelle: Your wife is big. Strong. And your daughter is so loud. They look so alike. Their little freckles.

Konstantin: What do you want?

Villanelle: I want to do my job. Really well.

Konstantin: If I make this easy for you, will you release my wife and my girl?

Villanelle: How do you want to go?

Konstantin: I have pills and I love a proper whiskey in a proper glass.

Villanelle: Go on, then. Why do they want me to kill you?

Konstantin: They wanted me to leave you in prison. I was trying to help the British to get you out and they found out.

Villanelle: And why did they want me in there? I'm amazing.

Konstantin: Do you know how many times I had to argue to get you another chance?

Villanelle: More or less than five?

Konstantin: More.

Villanelle: More or less than ten?

Konstantin: It doesn't matter.

Villanelle: Where are your pills?

Konstantin: In my drawer.

Villanelle: Get them. I want the names of the Twelve.

Konstantin: I'm not a keeper.

Villanelle: What's that?

Konstantin: There are a few people that are trusted with the names. I'm... I'm not one or them.

Villanelle: Then give me the name of a keeper.

Konstantin: I don't know them.

Villanelle: Take the pills.

Konstantin: I want to tell you...

Villanelle: Take some more.

Konstantin: I want to tell you about you for a second. Okay? I am so proud of you. I love you. Yeah. I love you more than this house. I love you more than my family. You are the best thing that ever happened to me... to the organization... and to the future. You know, I try to be angry at you... I try to discipline you. I try to trick you into do what I want you to do and I fail. And I failed because I love you. You are more powerful than any other person because of what you have in here. You're so different. You have something strong. You should be proud.

Villanelle: Take the pills.

Konstantin: To dignity in death.

(Konstantin escapes.)

Villanelle: You hit me with a log! You hit me with a log! I am going to skin your family alive!