You should never tell a psychopath they are a psychopath. It upsets them.

Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S1E6

Konstantin: Okay. Your name is Natalia Popova.

Villanelle: Mm-hm.

Konstantin: Don't fiddle with that. You're in because you stole some hats.

Villanelle: Wow! I am dangerous.

Konstantin: They were controversial hats. When you're inside, you have to find a way to see the doctor. Okay? That's important. Say it back to me.

Villanelle: Why did you never try to have sex with me?

Konstantin: Stop doing that!

Villanelle: Is that for me?

Konstantin: This is a very important job for you. It is... to protect you. I know you're nervous.

Villanelle: I'm not nervous.

Konstantin: I know you're nervous. But you don't have to be. You go in, you find the doctor, kill Nadia and come out.

Villanelle: And what if someone recognizes me?

Konstantin: They won't. It's been years since you were here.

Villanelle: You will collect me afterwards?

Konstantin: I swear in my heart. Just a few days... and I pick you up.

Villanelle: I don't need a few days. I will see you tomorrow.

Woman: Trousers down. Bend.

Villanelle: Enjoying this?

(The woman slaps Villanelle and then Villanelle slaps the woman.)

Villanelle: Oh, dear.

Woman: Questions?

Villanelle: I want to see the doctor.

Villanelle: I need to see the doctor. I think you broke my rib.

Woman: Good.

Villanelle: Wow, you are such a flirt. Mm? You see? Look at that. You are shameless.

Villanelle: How do I work in there? I'll cook you dinner. I can do crazy things with a carrot.

Woman: Can you scrub potatoes?

Villanelle: Yes.

Woman: You can scrub a toilet, then.

Villanelle: You just want to see me bending over.

Woman: You know me so well.

Villanelle: I really need to see the doctor!

Villanelle: Do you speak English?

Agniya: Yes.

Villanelle: It's easier if you swizzle it.

Agniya: You've done this before?

Villanelle: Oh, yes. Have you been to the doctor here?

Agniya: I have cancer and he has only seen me once. You have to be actually dying to go. Why are you here?

Villanelle: I stole some hats. Why are you here?

Agniya: I'm spontaneously violent.

Villanelle: We will be friends.

Agniya: Okay.

Man: Well... You were certainly committed to getting yourself in here. Konstantin said you prefer English these days. You look fresh... for a dead woman. Do you remember the room they call The Hole?

Villanelle: Vividly.

Man: Good. When the job is complete, get yourself put into The Hole for 9pm tomorrow. If my memory serves me well, it won't be hard for you. Konstantin will meet you. The target is in Wing B. Cell 21.

Villanelle: I suppose I'm keeping this up my ass. Mm?

Man: I'm not going to help you with that bit.

Villanelle: No.

Villanelle: No. Not now. No.

Nadia: Nyet.

Villanelle: Give it to me. Give it to me now.

Agniya: No!

Nadia: She wants to kill me! I said she wants to kill me!

Villanelle: She wants to kill me!

Nadia: Stop her!

Woman: Which one?

Villanelle: That one! Witch!

Woman: Hey, stop it! Stop it!

Agniya: You are not a friend!

(Agniya stabs the woman while trying to stab Villanelle.)

Villanelle: Look what you did. Oh, my God! Look what she did! Be careful. She has a knife.

Agniya: I did it. I know I did it.

Woman: Agniya! Do the numbers.

Woman and Agniya: Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three

Villanelle: Two!

(Villanelle stabs woman.)

Villanelle: Need a hand?

Nadia: I can get us out of here.

Villanelle: I'm good. Thanks.

Nadia: The British, they are helping me.

Villanelle: Why?

Nadia: I'm going to give them everything.

Villanelle: You have something to give them? What? Konstantin?

Nadia: He's working with the British. He's helping them get me out.

Villanelle: What?

Nadia: She's going to help me. She wants to help you too. She was asking about you.

Villanelle: Who? Was it an Asian woman with amazing hair? What did you tell her?

Nadia: I could have shot you. In England. I could have shot you but I didn't.

Villanelle: What did you tell her?

Nadia: I told her to speak to Anna.

Villanelle: Okay.

Nadia: Are you going to kill me?

Villanelle: Mm-hm.

Nadia: Now?

Villanelle: Mm-hm.

Nadia: How?

Villanelle: With this, I guess.

Nadia: Please, I can get us both out.

Villanelle: I'm already out. I'm just here for you. Maybe we should hang you. But I do have to be quick.

Villanelle: Take me to The Hole!

Villanelle: Hey. Let me out! I did it! Hey! I have a visitor. Let me out. Hello!

Man: To calm you down.

Villanelle: Okay. Let me out. Where is he?

Man: Who?

Villanelle: Konstantin.

Man: Konstantin?

Villanelle: Konstantin. He is coming.

Man: Konstantin who?

Villanelle: Hey! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Hey! No, let me out! Let me out! No! Let me out! No! Let me out!