Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S1E4

Konstantin: Villanelle? What are you doing?

Villanelle: Happy birthday!

Konstantin: It's not my birthday.

Villanelle: Dance with me!

Konstantin: Turn the music off.

Villanelle: Dance with me!

Konstantin: What are you doing?

Villanelle: Okay, lift me. Lift me.

Konstantin: No, I have a bad shoulder. No! Turn this music off.

Villanelle: I was just trying to do something nice for your birthday.

Konstantin: It's not my birthday.

Villanelle: So, tell me when it is!

Konstantin: We need to talk.

Villanelle: Oh. Okay.

Konstantin: Can we go somewhere with no balloons?

Villanelle: Mmm.

Konstantin: Good. You're being very nice.

Villanelle: I've been excited to see you.

Konstantin: Really? Or is it because you know I'm angry? Very angry. Whoa! Thank you. These are very cool. One more! Oh.

Konstantin: What is your name? (SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

Villanelle: Konstantin

Konstantin: What is your name? (SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

Villanelle: Villanelle.

Konstantin: Are you sure? So, it's not Eve Polastri? Do you think I don't know everything? As for a partner...

Villanelle: He was following me.

Konstantin: He was off limits. So I don't think I can trust you anymore. If you can't play alone, you have to play with your little brothers and sisters. Your next job. This will tell you where to meet them. You won't work alone again.

Villanelle: Open it. Please. For your daughter. Did you think I don't know anything?

Diego: Welcome to England.

Villanelle: I'm so excited to see the Siberian Chiffchaff.

Diego: It's unlikely. They haven't been seen since 2009.

Villanelle: Mmm. Do I get one of these... things?

Diego: You're a little late.

Villanelle: Well, I had to make a delivery. When is the kill?

Diego: Tomorrow. You're excited?

Villanelle: Where are we going to sleep tonight?

Diego: There's a cushion. We take turns. I'm gonna do a thing behind the bush.

Villanelle: Oh. (CHUCKLES) Your hair's grown.

(Nadia attacks Villanelle.)

Nadia: Where have you been? (SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

Diego: No fighting in the car! She's a friend.

Villanelle: Are you?

(Nadia spits to Villanelle.)

Diego: So, what's the history? Hmm? Well, you keep it out of my car. Only happy things in the car. Okay? Baby, pass me a thing.

Villanelle: Who is the target?

Diego: We don't know yet.

Villanelle: You don't know who our target is?

Diego: We will be told on arrival.

Nadia: We just know we are here to kill a member of the British intelligence services.

Villanelle: Have you checked the sights?

Diego: I shot a Dutch politician with a Colt last Friday, and he's, uh, definitely dead. So, yes. Thank you, sweetie. Okay. Everyone had a pee? There won't be time to later.

Villanelle: I can hold it.

Diego: Okay. But you'll regret it. I'll be a minute. Don't be freaky.

Villanelle: I thought I'd never see you again.

Nadia: You hoped.

Villanelle: I won't fight you.

Nadia: Why? You scared?

Villanelle: No. I just don't want you to get hurt. Okay?

Diego: Oh, my God. What is going on, guys?

Villanelle: She had a wasp on her nose.

Diego: Nadia?

Nadia: It's fine. Let's go.

Diego: They told me one of you didn't matter. Don't make me guess. Okay?

Diego: Mmm, darlings. We've got a name. Frank Haleton. Hmm? MI5.

Villanelle: (SIGHS) How are we gonna do this?

Diego: Bang in the head or whatever. Okay. You two go to the front, and I'll cover the back. I love you, baby.

Villanelle: He's nice. I'm glad you got out.

Nadia: You took my place.

Villanelle: We are both here now.

Villanelle: Good afternoon. Sorry to ambush you like this. Is Frank in?

Woman: No, he's gone out. I'm his mother. Are you... (SIGHS) Who are you?

Villanelle: My name is Natalie. This is Fanny. We work with Frank. A few of us are in the area. He gave us this address. I'm sorry, I thought this was his house.

Nadia: We just wanted to... Drop up.

Villanelle: Drop in.

Nadia: And say "Hi."

Woman: Of course. I have some fruitcake in the freezer.

Villanelle: Oh, lovely.

Villanelle: I've never had it hot before!

Woman: It microwaves very well. Frank adores it.

Villanelle: Any idea when he'll be back?

Woman: I'll just give him a call.

Villanelle: No. No. No. We can wait. We don't want to pressure him.

Woman: No, that's fine! He's probably just getting cheese or something.

Villanelle: (Whispering) Cheese?

Woman: Yes. Darling, you have lovely visitors. A Natalie and a Fanny. A Fanny. From your office. Yes. Oh, dear. That's a shame. Shall I tell them to come back another time? All right. See you when I see you. Love you, bye! Oh, dear. He's been called back to London. Something unexpected has come up. He sends his best wishes and apologies.

Villanelle: Must have been in a hurry...

Woman: Yes.

Villanelle: ...to forget his car.

Nadia: She says he's gone back to London.

Diego: What does that mean?

Villanelle: It means we wait.

Diego: I knew that.

Nadia: Hey!

Villanelle: Come on! Come on!

Villanelle: This way.

Diego: Hey, hey, hey. I give the orders. Okay? This way. You okay, pumpkin?

(GUNFIRE)

Villanelle: (SIGHS) That's very subtle. Yeah.

Diego: Will you have some respect, huh?

Villanelle: Now what?

Diego: Say something stupid and I will shoot you.

Villanelle: Like you shot Frank bang in the head?

Nadia: Oksana!

Diego: She is the ex? Now I have all the reasons to blow her to pieces. Why is she even here?

Villanelle: I was sent to get Nadia.

Nadia: For what?

Villanelle: You gave me my way out of there. Now I'm giving you your way out of that.

Diego: Hey, hey, hey.

Villanelle: You're not a pumpkin.

Diego: Shut your mouth!

Villanelle: You are beautiful.

Nadia: Let me. I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

(Nadia kills Diego.)

Nadia: I am not a pumpkin.

Nadia: Paris?

Villanelle: Yes, Paris. Florence, Vienna, wherever you want to go. First class. Everything you deserve. Check the boot. I'll start the car.

Villanelle: Anything?

Nadia: Just clothes and this kite.

Villanelle: Put it in the back. We can use it on the weekend.

Villanelle: I know. It's going to be hard to trust me again. But I will prove myself to you. I promise. (SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

Villanelle: Put it in the back, let's get out of here.

(Villanelle runs Nadia over with car.)

Villanelle: Whoops.

(Villanelle sees Frank running.)

Villanelle: Seriously?