Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S1E3

Villanelle: You're late.

Man: I'm sorry. I had to...

Villanelle: Take off your clothes.

Villanelle: I see you are a regular here at Hot Medica. It says here that last time you received a vigorous scrotal massage.

Man: Yes, but... Did Hortense tell you it was my birthday?

Villanelle: Oh. What? You think you are special? You think you deserve special treatment? Okay. Nobody gets special treatment. Cold?

Man: Mmm! Ah! Fruhstuck! Fruhstuck! Fruhstuck! Safe word! You have to stop! What are you doing? Please!

Villanelle: Look at me. Look at me.

Woman: I haven't done anything like this before.

Villanelle: Me neither. Take your hair down.

Woman: Oh. Okay. It's a bit... I didn't wash it. My husband thinks I'm with the tour group for another hour, so...

Villanelle: I love your accent.

Woman: Thank you. What are you doing in Berlin?

Villanelle: I'm, uh, just killing time until my friends turn up. You are so sexy.

Woman: Oh, my. What are we doing?

Villanelle: I don't know! No, no. Keep your coat on. Keep your bag on your shoulder.

Woman: Oh. Are we not...

Villanelle: Your clothes are too nice.

Woman: Oh.

Villanelle: I'm going to call you Eve, okay?

Woman: Um, okay. Why?

Villanelle: It's just a little, uh, biblical fantasy thing.

Woman: Um, okay. Do you want me to call you Adam?

Villanelle: No, no. That's... That's okay. You ready?

Woman: Oh, God! Okay.

Villanelle: Now I am going to hide and you are going to find me.

Villanelle: What? Aw... Poor baby. Ugh. I thought I could smell something.

Konstantin: Sorry, are you having a nice little holiday here?

Villanelle: Are you?

Konstantin: I booked you in for one night.

Villanelle: So? I like Berlin. Have you been before?

Konstantin: Yes.

Villanelle: Have you seen the Wall?

Konstantin: Yes.

Villanelle: The Jewish Museum?

Konstantin: Listen.

Villanelle: That is massively poignant.

Konstantin: I have a job for you. Off the record. The woman, Eve Polasi...

Villanelle: Polastri.

Konstantin: Polastri. She's here. She's investigating your work.

Villanelle: Did you see where I did it?

Konstantin: Very cute, yes. These don't look like you.

Villanelle: Why are you so worried?

Konstantin: Aren't you?

Villanelle: No! I don't even think about her.

Konstantin: Why does she think it was you? I want you to watch her. I need to know who she meets. This is me asking you. Not them, okay? Just watch her. Promise you won't be naughty.

Villanelle: I promise I won't be naughty.

Woman: Oh. Sorry, they gave me the key downstairs... Oh, God, I'm sorry. Oh. Is this part of... Hi, my name is...

Villanelle: Uh, this is my friend. Her name is Pamela.

Konstantin: Hi, Pamela. I'm her...

Villanelle: Angry uncle.

Woman: Oh.

Konstantin: Find out what they're doing. Find out who they're meeting. Don't do anything stupid.

Woman: Wow! He was really good. Are these for me?

Villanelle: Oh, yeah.

(Bill notices Villanelle. Eve gets on the train. Bill stops Villanelle before she gets on the train.)

Bill: Excuse me. May I ask where you got that scarf?

Villanelle: Oh, my mother has a shop in Munich. I can give you the address if you like?

Bill: Ah shame. I'm only in town for a couple of days. Thank you.

Bill: I may have gone as crazy as you, but I think a girl was trailing you at the U-Bahn. I'm now following her. Call Weber, will you? I'm on her tail, we are moving into Cassiopeia. Call me. I don't want to lose eyes on her.

Villanelle: Good evening.

Man: Stop!

(They're talking. Villanelle enters the club. Bill tries to get in, but the guy tells him to get in line.)

(Villanelle and Bill make eye contact at the club. Villanelle smiles at Bill, walks towards him.)

Bill: Scheisse. Hey, hey! No! No! Aah! Aah!

(Bill is trying to escape. Villanelle catches him and stabs him.)

Eve: Bill! Bill? No! No! No! Bill! No! No, no, no! No! Bill! Bill!