You should never tell a psychopath they are a psychopath. It upsets them.

Villanelle Transcripts: Killing Eve S1E1

Villanelle: Come on, you can do it!

Woman: Asshole. That was a short trip.

Villanelle: Business meetings are better in person.

Woman: You're a classy kid.

Villanelle: Do you want help with your bags?

Woman: Asshole.

Villanelle: Wow.[SIGHS] Beautiful.

Konstantin: Villanelle? Villanelle. I can see you breathing.

Villanelle: Meerh!

Konstantin: Argh!

Konstantin: [LAUGHS] Oy!

Villanelle: I got you!

Konstantin: Yes.

Villanelle: A bit, admit it. A tiny bit.

Konstantin: A tiny bit, yes.

Villanelle: Were you scared?

Konstantin: No.

Villanelle: Did you think I was d*ad?

Konstantin: No.

Villanelle: Would you be sad?

Konstantin: Of course.

Villanelle: [LAUGHS] Oh! Your face. I got you.

Konstantin: How was Vienna?

Villanelle: Good. Mm. Quick. But I'm tired.

Konstantin: Of course.

Villanelle: Do you want to stay and watch a movie?

Konstantin: No, I can't. I'm sorry.

Villanelle: "No, I can't. I'm sorry."

Konstantin: They want me to give you this.

Villanelle: Bonus?

Konstantin: Yes.

Villanelle: Because I'm sensational.

Konstantin: Oh, yes. Of course. And they want you to do another job.

Villanelle: When?

Konstantin: We know it's a tight turnaround. Tomorrow. All information is on there.

Villanelle: Sure.

Konstantin: Tuscany will be beautiful right now.

Villanelle: You want to come?

Konstantin: No.

Villanelle: Well, can I take someone else? I just want someone to play with.

Konstantin: You play in Tuscany. And we will watch a movie when you come back.

Villanelle: You don't mean that.

Konstantin: "You don't mean that."

Konstantin: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Villanelle: That's just not going to work. He really got you, huh?

Kid: Yes, it went up my nose.

Villanelle: What a bastard!

Kid: Yes. Bastard.

Villanelle: You want to play a trick on him?

Kid: Yes.

Kid: Grandpa!

Villanelle: Say you have a gift for him.

Kid: Grandpa! I have a gift for you!

Villanelle: Come! Quick! Hide in there.

Kid: I don't want to.

Villanelle: If you make a sound I will kill you too, ok?

Kid: Will you eat me?

Villanelle: Maybe just your head.

Man: Good afternoon.

Villanelle: Good afternoon.

Man: Have you seen a little boy, Davide?

Villanelle: Yes... I have locked him in the bathroom.

Man: Yes. Why?

Villanelle: That is such a beautiful throw. Who made it?

Man: A designer, Liliana Rizzari. She only work with silk.

Villanelle: Would you mind if I closed the door?

Man: What is your name?

Villanelle: Syliviana Morel.

Villanelle: Happy anniversary!

Man: So, are you the gift?

Villanelle: I have been sent to you, yes.

Man: You're beautiful.

Villanelle: You should really ask before you touch a person.

Konstantin: Three days ago, one of Moscow's most controversial politician was found professionally m*rder in a pretty street in Vienna. Very good. The m*rder took place in a CCTV blind spot. Also good. The politician's girlfriend was reportedly with him while he d*ed. Fine. And was not harmed. Not so good. She is currently in London, where she will be interviewed as a principal witness to the m*rder. Bad. Which will take place tomorrow. Very bad.

Villanelle: Have you had a haircut?

Konstantin: Yes.

Villanelle: Hmm.

Konstantin: Your train leaves in an hour. So keep the job tidy, huh?

Konstantin: Your fancy hairpin is all over the press.

Villanelle: Don't worry. I got another one.

Konstantin: It's not funny.

Villanelle: It was a bit.

Villanelle: They won't catch me.

Konstantin: They might.

Villanelle: They won't.

Konstantin: No, listen, they might.

Villanelle: [IMITATING KONSTANTIN] They won't.

Konstantin: Make it look like su1c1de.

Villanelle: First class.

Konstantin: Of course.

Eve: Are you all right?

Villanelle: Wear it down.